AARON KAPLAN
COPYWRITER | DIGITAL MARKETER | CONTENT CREATOR
Hello! Hello! Welcome! So glad to see you.
You’ve come so far. Please, take your shoes and coat off. Can I get you anything? It’s a true pleasure.
Take a look around. Anything you’re interested in? I’ve lived a pretty fascinating life.
Sit down. Settle in, and I’ll tell you how I:
Earned millions with just a few keystrokes…
I’m so happy you’re here. But, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to give my cat a Trazadone.
So, make yourself comfortable. Browse my portfolio. And, if you see something you like—give me a call.
How I Can Help You
The oracle of the open rate
The svengali of content strategy
And the ringleader of ROI
Whether you want to drive engagement, increase impressions, or cut through the content clutter–I have the tools and experience to boost your bottom line.
These People Vouch For Me
““Aaron is creative, charismatic, and energetic, not only in his writing, but in his everyday work life. He will be a true asset to any team.””
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““Hey man, you’re funny.””